Thursday, February 21, 2008

The Farmer's Almanac Now Offers TXT MEX ALRTS

...well, not really.  But I do.  Tellya what, readers.  Send me your 1) phone number 2) three USD (cash only, parcel post only, preferably with all bills rigidly affixed to one another via staples or epoxy) and I'll let you know days in advance when it's time to rotate your crops.

Blake and I decided this would be a good idea after watching Travis racing the hell outside to see the lunar eclipse last night.  He was about an hour early.  See, that's why eclipses are nice - when was the last time you were an hour early for something?

PS I'm serious about the epoxy.

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